"Well, I ain't puttin' you on the floor! Ya won't change my mind on that."

Was this what was really happening? Because by her logic, either she takes the floor (which is totally not happening) and he stubbornly sticks to the floor, which leaves them both as dummies on the ground with a perfectly good bed unoccupied, or...

...Or something he wasn't super sure about.

He folded his arms and cast a glance over the bed. There was plenty room, but... but...