Revenge is best served between friends

[chocobosnap]

Who: Final Fantasy XV cast, and any visitors who would like to wander into this mess 
When: backdated to October 3rd
Where: The younger Final Fantasy XV house
What: Noctis and Prompto are up to no good. It's unlikely anyone will take that lying down.
Warnings/Notes: None really, shenanigans.

Part of the problem, perhaps, was that things had been rather serious as of late. The mood in the house was somber, and apart from that, Prompto got the idea talking to Keith that they needed to have fun.

Not that he was planning on taking the blame for his mischief, nor would he be doing it alone. Prompto was going to propose it to Noctis, and he didn't think he was going to have to twist his arm too much.

There was likely going to be retaliation, but that was future Prompto's problem.

He grinned. Let the pranks begin!

Comments

At least those were harmless!! (changing format so it's easier)

[warpstriking]

The rubber chocobos?

[He has no idea what you're referring to, Ignis. None at all. Nope. He totally didn't glue a few to the walls, either (in Cor's bathroom).]

Guess. [He's not gonna make it easy for you, Iggy.]

...oops 8D? (sure~)

[regalblaze]

The ones Prompto and you keep leaving in bathrooms whenever you think no one's watching. Like this one now.

[Noct gets a picture of Ebony holding the said rubber chocobo, looking confused.]

The Bitter Pill.

r u d e

[warpstriking]

Nope.

And oh, those chocobos. You should see Prompto's bathroom. He's innocent.

[regalblaze]

Spicy one?

Is he now? Those towers of legos don't look very innocent to me.

[warpstriking]

Just because he's guilty of one doesn't mean he's guilty of all of 'em. Been collecting those rubber chocobos for months.

If you must know, though Luna helped t(ツ)_/¯

and *sour*. ~(>_<~)

[regalblaze]

So, if I understood you correctly.

According to all of this, YOU are the main mastermind behind these pranks?

[You kind of worded it that way, Noct.]


Sour one isn't that bad. The bitter one is worse.

[warpstriking]

Nope. If I got that one you'd hear my screams all the way back home.

Apparently Prompto got an idea from someone he met at the Center. I'd been sitting on mine until we needed some laughs. Figured, eh, why not? Perfect timing.

So, did you warn your boyfriends?

[Because if there's at least three of those that were laced with mean ingredients...]

[regalblaze]

I'll have you know that if you tasted any additional bitterness in the aftertaste, it's broccoli.

Unfortunately, I didn't get to warn Ravus.

[This should say enough about what he thinks of Gladio eating the cupcakes.]

[warpstriking]

[If only you could see the look on his face, Iggy.]

...

And I didn't get to warn you about Gladio's dyeing your gel. Have fun. I'm going to try and get this treasonous taste out of my mouth.

[regalblaze]

[He really wishes he could]

I see. This actually makes me feel a lot less guilty for putting bitter greens in the cupcakes.

They sell good mouthwash at the corner store, if you have time to drop by.

[...in the end he still helps out...]

[warpstriking]

[Too bad. You win not the gloriousness that was the facial reaction. You lose. Good day, sir!]


What can I say? Just missed you coming back in.

Already there, Ignis.

[regalblaze]

[Ignis will console himself with the fact that Noctis ingested a type of green.]

Would you mind picking up a strong shampoo as well?

The dye is not washing away.

[warpstriking]

Sure.

Also: try turning up the water temperature? I hear dye can't stand the heat.

[More like he expected someone to tamper with his gel or shampoo.]

[regalblaze]

I have. It was the first thing I did. And I think it is what made things worse.

Now I have purple, uneven streaks.

[He'd send a picture but Noct would never delete it so- he's not sending one.]

[warpstriking]

[Of course he wouldn't. He'd also likely never share it because he prefers being able to sleep in general. ...Okay, maybe with Luna. He shares everything with her. Shh.]

You know, could also just get straight up purple dye. So you could even it out.

[regalblaze]

No

[Short and precise answer.]

I will not give you lot the joy of teasing me how I turned into a bouquet of petunias

[............don't ask]