[Time to bring out the Bard Asterisk. She quietly counted the number of people gathered so far... a concert. She'd just have to cook up some riffs to melt the face off of the big snake, now won't she?]

'Tis a pleasure to meet you, naughty Leviathan.

[Her guitar slid into her hands. Just for fun, she played a spiraling speed lick, all while focusing ahead and smiling devilishly.]

If you wanted our attention, perhaps you ought have sought less soggy options.