That still sounds pretty boring compared to the demons I know.
[Or knew. Demons actually aren't the monsters he's been friends with most frequently, but there's enough general knowledge of them to go around.
Fortunately, he's being stopped from deep throating a baguette. He's actually thankful for that. He drums his claws on the table and takes a drink from a nearby goblet of wine.]
Just keep it, then. Jam will ruin it. >[Sweets are the worst thing in the world, or...they rank pretty highly.] And of course I have venom.
[He does! Or at least he usually does. It's like the venom is still there but it doesn't come out anymore. But dammit, he doesn't want to sound lame in front of someone he thinks is lame.]
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[Or knew. Demons actually aren't the monsters he's been friends with most frequently, but there's enough general knowledge of them to go around.
Fortunately, he's being stopped from deep throating a baguette. He's actually thankful for that. He drums his claws on the table and takes a drink from a nearby goblet of wine.]
Just keep it, then. Jam will ruin it. >[Sweets are the worst thing in the world, or...they rank pretty highly.] And of course I have venom.
[He does! Or at least he usually does. It's like the venom is still there but it doesn't come out anymore. But dammit, he doesn't want to sound lame in front of someone he thinks is lame.]
...I definitely don't want it now.