You know, that's somehow not the craziest story I've heard.

[He has to question Hunk's priorities, though. That's just weird to be more concerned by attack of the food goo over the rest.]

But yeah, I... sweet potatoes are easier to stomach. Used to just give Ignis any lettuce.

[Because he'd let him get away with it and only a disappointed sigh. Though to tell Hunk that, no, he didn't live of vitamin supplements and share a funny story...]

In fact... he once challenged me to a sparring match in which the condition of defeat was 'eating all the vegetables.' Never felt more betrayed by my friends and retainers before or since.

[Read: he lost. And had to eat six bowls of salad and carrots. Never again the dark times.]