["Astronaut". Now there's an antiquated term.]
Why, what's one supposed to look like? I'll have you know I'm a USSA certified captain [technically incorrect], so's if an "astronaut"-- [He uses finger air quotes there] -- looks like anything, then I'm it.
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["Astronaut". Now there's an antiquated term.]
Why, what's one supposed to look like? I'll have you know I'm a USSA certified captain [technically incorrect], so's if an "astronaut"-- [He uses finger air quotes there] -- looks like anything, then I'm it.