This is all so confusing. Minimus? Dead? Even though he's clearly alive and well? This whole planet has been so fascinating, if a bit morbid, but this? Papyrus squints, head tilted within his exo-suit.

But when the topic of help comes up, he lets out a boisterous laugh. "NYEH HEH HEH!!! FEAR NOT! WHILE I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, KNOW LITTLE OF THIS UNICRON, HE, SHE, OR THEY CLEARLY CAN'T STAND UP TO THE MIGHT OF OUR COMBINED FORCES! BECAUSE IF WE PUT OUR HEADS TOGETHER AND BELIEVE WITH ALL OUR HEARTS, THERE'S NO WAY WE CAN LOSE!"

So, maybe that's a bit too idealistic, but dang it! He wants to be positive here. Maybe it'll help boost morale?

Though astute listeners may pick up on a hint of uneasiness in his voice.