"Now that you've had a look at our contestants, I'm sure you're wondering what each individual brings to this tournament," Rutile added— sitting cross legged and appearing to have an all-around laid back approach to this whole, commentary thing.

"Aside from the ceaseless yelling that comes with the surge of adrenaline, that is," they're talkin' 'bout you, Beatdown Boys. "Sticks and stones break bones just as easily as double sword-wielders, I'd say."