Oh boy. Oh boy! Papyrus gets to commentate for so many cool people!!! He's got the biggest, goofiest grin as everyone enters the fray. Oh, what riveting, rousing commentary he'll give!
He rubs his mittened hands together. Where to start, where to start...
Well. Clearly the answer is shouting because he's the Great Papryus!
"GREETINGS SPORTS FANS AND OTHER ASSORTED THRILLSEEKERS! TODAY WE HAVE A RED HOT LINEUP!!! BEHOLD, THE FEARSOME, SPIKY PHYSIQUE OF THE GREAT KING BOWSER!!! HE'S BIG. HE'S IMPOSING. HE'S GOT HORNS, MUSCLES, AND SO MANY MAGNIFICENT SPIKES!!! HE'S SURE TO PACK A PUNCH, IF HE DOESN'T BITE FIRST.
...I'M NOT SURE IF HE DOES THAT."
He pauses, but soon recovers.
"BUT!!! HE'S NOT ALONE, FOR ON HIS SIDE IS A MIGHTY MOUNTAIN OF METAL, A TRULY TITANIC WARRIOR WHO RADIATES STRENGTH AND HEROISM IN HIS VERY PHYSIQUE!
TRULY, BEAUTY AND THE BEATS HAVE SOME STEEP COMPETITION... BUT!!! IT'S NO MATTER BECAUSE THE WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, AWE INSPIRING, TALENTED, AND LOVELY MADHURI IS HERE!!! EVERYONE GIVE HER A ROUSING CHEER!!! AND MAKE SURE TO VISIT THE LADY OF BLISS LATER BECAUSE IT'S VERY LOVELY AND HAS A LOT OF GREAT ENTERTAINMENT.
BUT I'D EXPECT NOTHING LESS FROM THE MOST WONDERFUL WOMAN IN VAIKUNTHA!!!"
Oh dear. Sounds like someone might be gushing a little. And biased. Whoopsy doopsy.
"OH, BUT KUJA IS ALSO A VERY GREAT PERSON AND YOU SHOULD ALL CHEER FOR HIM TOO. AND BE HIS FRIEND! HE NEEDS MORE OF THOSE.
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He rubs his mittened hands together. Where to start, where to start...
Well. Clearly the answer is shouting because he's the Great Papryus!
"GREETINGS SPORTS FANS AND OTHER ASSORTED THRILLSEEKERS! TODAY WE HAVE A RED HOT LINEUP!!! BEHOLD, THE FEARSOME, SPIKY PHYSIQUE OF THE GREAT KING BOWSER!!! HE'S BIG. HE'S IMPOSING. HE'S GOT HORNS, MUSCLES, AND SO MANY MAGNIFICENT SPIKES!!! HE'S SURE TO PACK A PUNCH, IF HE DOESN'T BITE FIRST.
...I'M NOT SURE IF HE DOES THAT."
He pauses, but soon recovers.
"BUT!!! HE'S NOT ALONE, FOR ON HIS SIDE IS A MIGHTY MOUNTAIN OF METAL, A TRULY TITANIC WARRIOR WHO RADIATES STRENGTH AND HEROISM IN HIS VERY PHYSIQUE!
TRULY, BEAUTY AND THE BEATS HAVE SOME STEEP COMPETITION... BUT!!! IT'S NO MATTER BECAUSE THE WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, AWE INSPIRING, TALENTED, AND LOVELY MADHURI IS HERE!!! EVERYONE GIVE HER A ROUSING CHEER!!! AND MAKE SURE TO VISIT THE LADY OF BLISS LATER BECAUSE IT'S VERY LOVELY AND HAS A LOT OF GREAT ENTERTAINMENT.
BUT I'D EXPECT NOTHING LESS FROM THE MOST WONDERFUL WOMAN IN VAIKUNTHA!!!"
Oh dear. Sounds like someone might be gushing a little. And biased. Whoopsy doopsy.
"OH, BUT KUJA IS ALSO A VERY GREAT PERSON AND YOU SHOULD ALL CHEER FOR HIM TOO. AND BE HIS FRIEND! HE NEEDS MORE OF THOSE.