"AAAAAAAAALLRIGHT, VAIKUNTHA, WHO WANTS TO SEE SOME ACTION?"
It may not have been as glamorous as wearing the Blitzball buckles, but Red finally got his shot at working the microphone-- and, apparently, he was putting his all into this performance no less so.
"Direct your eyes to the arena, because we've got a heck of a lineup down there for this NEXT one! Just look at our brave heroes and take your pick of tall, dark, handsome, or 'other'-- just don't ask ME to tell ya which is which, 'cause I've got NO idea.
In the East corner! One has stared oblivion in the eyes and lived to tell the tale; the other one's got a beam saber and a pawful of secrets under his hood! So whether you prefer hokey mysteries and ancient weapons or a good gun at your side, give it up for Finn and Maul, the SONS OF THE FORCE!
Aaaand in the West corner! We've got prying eyes, sharp tongues, and the single-minded fury that only a coupl'a public servants could manage! It's Richard and Tyzias, and it looks like they're prepared to lay down the law on their competition! So come out with your hands up for team BUDDY COPS!
And me? I'm Red Savarin, here in the booth with the Wind Hero Klonoa!"
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It may not have been as glamorous as wearing the Blitzball buckles, but Red finally got his shot at working the microphone-- and, apparently, he was putting his all into this performance no less so.
"Direct your eyes to the arena, because we've got a heck of a lineup down there for this NEXT one! Just look at our brave heroes and take your pick of tall, dark, handsome, or 'other'-- just don't ask ME to tell ya which is which, 'cause I've got NO idea.
In the East corner! One has stared oblivion in the eyes and lived to tell the tale; the other one's got a beam saber and a pawful of secrets under his hood! So whether you prefer hokey mysteries and ancient weapons or a good gun at your side, give it up for Finn and Maul, the SONS OF THE FORCE!
Aaaand in the West corner! We've got prying eyes, sharp tongues, and the single-minded fury that only a coupl'a public servants could manage! It's Richard and Tyzias, and it looks like they're prepared to lay down the law on their competition! So come out with your hands up for team BUDDY COPS!
And me? I'm Red Savarin, here in the booth with the Wind Hero Klonoa!"