"Holy smokes! Serge is suddenly coming out of the back like a dart! He weaves around Naoto, securing third and getting close to second-
"Oh wow! Maul's jumping ahead! He managed to get in front of Red and- and it looks like Serge is right on his heels, folks! This is going to be tough to call! Practically a coin flip finish! It's anyone's game! I'm on the edge of my seat, folks-!!!
"... And Maul wins the race!!
"Serge lost the race by a few mere milliseconds with Red and Naoto right behind him! That was tough, folks. What a race, right!?
"Looks like they're already running out to present Maul with the Rainbow Crystal! Congratulations to all of our contestants! Stay tuned for the next race, folks, and don't forget about our sponsor, Melodies of Love, coming out everywhere later next month!"
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"Oh wow! Maul's jumping ahead! He managed to get in front of Red and- and it looks like Serge is right on his heels, folks! This is going to be tough to call! Practically a coin flip finish! It's anyone's game! I'm on the edge of my seat, folks-!!!
"... And Maul wins the race!!
"Serge lost the race by a few mere milliseconds with Red and Naoto right behind him! That was tough, folks. What a race, right!?
"Looks like they're already running out to present Maul with the Rainbow Crystal! Congratulations to all of our contestants! Stay tuned for the next race, folks, and don't forget about our sponsor, Melodies of Love, coming out everywhere later next month!"