Red's bone falls from the slacked jaw about two-thirds through the explanation. He pulls out his usual case and quicky puts in another one. Well, how about that-- Richard really WAS a real-life Loufok Holmes. He was right on pretty much every count, too.

"...uh... 'Pet shampoo.' Guess it really does work for this sort of thing."

Blink.

"And you're right. I thought it'd be good if we had an airship with a high-powered laser system."