Frisk shakes their head. Finally, somebody they can talk about this stuff with whose cultural knowledge didn't boil down to literal, actual trash, "I can see the justification for the first remaster. The original game's English translation was inexcusably bad, and the graphics could use a touch-up. The full remake... eh, at least they were trying to make it something new. After that-- oh, god, I still can't believe that they tried making a FPS out of it! Utterly ridiculous!"