[ He scoffs at the question, and just tries to restrain a laugh. ]
Oh yeah, really dangerous. [ But he's not being sarcastic at all. In fact, he takes a moment to push a few buttons on his iMog Slate, and turns the screen to face her. It's a picture of a monster. ]
So I've had to deal with a Chocobo Eater in the desert and a Giant Octopus on a beach up north. [ He swipes through photos of both and, notably, photos of both of their corpses from a distance. And a photo of Hunk, taking a selfie while dragging a Chocobo Eater's arm through the desert. ]
But it's not all bad, they have these weird crystal things that give us magic and all sorts of other crazy powers. [ And then he starts to smile eagerly, because. ] I have a sword that can shoot energy bullets! [ He obviously thinks it's pretty great. ]
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Oh yeah, really dangerous. [ But he's not being sarcastic at all. In fact, he takes a moment to push a few buttons on his iMog Slate, and turns the screen to face her. It's a picture of a monster. ]
So I've had to deal with a Chocobo Eater in the desert and a Giant Octopus on a beach up north. [ He swipes through photos of both and, notably, photos of both of their corpses from a distance. And a photo of Hunk, taking a selfie while dragging a Chocobo Eater's arm through the desert. ]
But it's not all bad, they have these weird crystal things that give us magic and all sorts of other crazy powers. [ And then he starts to smile eagerly, because. ] I have a sword that can shoot energy bullets! [ He obviously thinks it's pretty great. ]