"No joke, Alternia's land was ruled exclusively by incredibly brutal and vicious clowns." She takes a sip of her beer, glancing sideways. There is no indication that Tyzias is lying or joking at all. Unfortunately, the troll's telling the truth. "Their mythology is rap-based, and yes, it's exactly as ridiculous as it sounds, though probably a lot more horrifying than what you imagine."
yes alternia is ruled by juggalos no i am not making this shit up unfortunately