eternitynpc: (Sexy Beast!)
Melodies of Eternity NPCs ([personal profile] eternitynpc) wrote in [community profile] melodiesofeternity 2019-04-04 11:31 pm (UTC)

I didn't pal around with her, if that's what you mean. That Kalki was one moooooorbid lady! That's not how I like 'em, nuh-uh. I like sweet things, like you.

[He bats his eyelashes at them. It's just as terrible as you imagine.]

But don't worry about me, Hot Stuff! I know to skedaddle when a fight gets too tough! I'll NEVER die!

[The tentacles give the two Heroes' shoulders a squeeze.]

Are you asking if I'm single? Eeeeeeeey? Don't worry, I'm the world's most eligible bachelor!

[In terms of the actual company Ultros keeps, it's basically just Typhon, who's too dumb to have real standards.]

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