[But the beach is actually good so he doesn't dry out and so if angry people show up with pitchforks to scare him off when he makes too many creepy jokes, he has a quick method of escape.]
The beach is one of the top-rated romantic date destinations! You guys must be REALLY serious!
[This declaration is coupled with excited flailing and a deep purple blush in the area that most closely approximates the cheeks for an octopus.]
So, you wanna get to know Ultros? Can't say I blame you! I'm a sexy sea stud! Whatcha wanna know
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[But the beach is actually good so he doesn't dry out
and so if angry people show up with pitchforks to scare him off when he makes too many creepy jokes, he has a quick method of escape.]The beach is one of the top-rated romantic date destinations! You guys must be REALLY serious!
[This declaration is coupled with excited flailing and a deep purple blush in the area that most closely approximates the cheeks for an octopus.]
So, you wanna get to know Ultros? Can't say I blame you! I'm a sexy sea stud! Whatcha wanna know