Auditions! Show biz! Sure, it was a play and not a flashy television show hosted by Mettaton. But still! He'd handled two of MTT's programs with flying colors. Clearly this was the logical next step! So here comes Papyrus, chin up, chest out, and beaming at the prospects.

Of course, as Kuja hits him with the questions, he's quick to respond. "TEA WOULD BE LOVELY. AS FOR THE ROLE, CLEARLY, I HAVE ALL THE MARKS OF A GREAT HERO! AFTER ALL, I HAVE ALREADY ESCORTED FRISK THROUGH AN UNDERGROUND OF MONSTERS EAGER TO CLAIM THEIR SOUL!!!"

He pauses, toning down the booming enthusiasm... slightly. But only slightly. "OF COURSE, ON THE OFF CHANCE MY CHARISMA IS TOO OVERWHELMING... I COULD PROBABLY HELP WITH EFFECTS, TOO."