Ignis is lucky he can't use his powers. Because he is so, so tempted to do something to wipe that smirk off his face. Yet because he can't, the only thing he can do is either sit there and take it, perhaps give back, or walk away.

Of all the things he could potentially be upset about, it's carrot jokes at his expense. It's- kind of nice, honestly.

He sighs, the anger abating. For now, as he takes a couple bites and lets the silence linger for a moment...

"So, saw a couple megalocrabs fishing the other day. Should I kill one for dinner tomorrow?" He says nonchalantly, almost as though he doesn't remember how uppity he gets with large seafood...