"ONLY THE MOST INCREDIBLE CULINARY FEAT OF OUR GENERATION!!!" He would gesture with it, but that risks splattering sauce. And that would not be good. So he'll have to settle for another gigantic grin. Not that he ever has a shortage of those.

"NOT ONLY IS IT SPECIFICALLY ENGINEERED TO HAVE A SUPERIOR TASTE, BUT IT ENHANCES YOUR COOLNESS! MAY MAKE YOU TALLER AND ALSO CAN GRANT LASER VISION FOR A SHORT TIME!"

He looks down at the plates, slumping. "UNFORTUNATELY, IT'S BEEN RATHER DIFFICULT TO REPLICATE HERE, SO I'VE MOSTLY STUCK TO EXPERIMENTS WITH HEALING ITEMS. FOR NOW."