Monster hat. [He does that. Then has the dwarf open his mouth in surprise.] Shit, now we gotta make the hat its own character. If we add those accessory for eyes, maybe we can get teeth, too...

[A star pin, a heart pin. Beautiful. There's also the option of adding lace around the edges.]

Who's the one we're controllin'? The dude or the hat?

[He opens the naming screen and types in "Hatmancer".]