Dude, pomps are cool. [His best friend sports one, and even if Josuke is in another universe, he's not taking a shot at his best bro.] Pick something lame, like a comb-over.

[There. It's a balding man with neon orange hair.]

Yamada is a sad dude. He just got fired, his wife left him, and he needs rent money. [Adjusts the mouth into a deep frown.] He's fallen into despair, but thankfully, in his youth, he was an amateur wrestler, and he's returning to his roots.