For the briefest moment, Snow White almost answered with "The blood of my enemies." But it wasn't entirely true, and worse it might frighten the child away from proper skin care.

"I haven't used any of these ones before today," he answered honestly, regarding the saleswoman's wares. "Back on my world, I didn't really need them..."

Fairest of them all, of course. And he would argue that the same applied here, but he wasn't about to take any chances either -- just in case.

"A facial moisturizer is absolutely necessary," Snow declared, nodding sagely. "Your face is your first impression, it needs to be a good one. And then of course you need to care for your hands and your feet. Dry skin is unsightly, but cracks could lead to infection..."

"I have a sugar scrub for rough elbows and knees," the saleswoman piped up.

"You're going to buy the whole line, aren't you, kupo?" Apple asked quietly, worrying her paws.