BECAUSE EVERYONE KNOWS IT'S SANTA!!! HE IS HIGHLY REVERED, ESPECIALLY IN SNOWDIN! AND ALSO, HE HAD A MAJESTIC BEARD. He raises his finger. "POWERFUL HORNS! A BIG BELLY THAT JIGGLED LIKE JELLY. AND. AND!!!"
Both his hands ball up from the sheer passion and excitement. "HE WAS CLEARLY A BOSS MONSTER! THE STRONGEST OF ALL MONSTER SPECIES, ERGO, IT'S ONLY FITTING THAT HE WAS OUR GIFT-GIVING GENTLEGOAT!"
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Both his hands ball up from the sheer passion and excitement. "HE WAS CLEARLY A BOSS MONSTER! THE STRONGEST OF ALL MONSTER SPECIES, ERGO, IT'S ONLY FITTING THAT HE WAS OUR GIFT-GIVING GENTLEGOAT!"