[He likes the way you think, Selphie.]

It truly makes any resistance im-paw-ssible.

[He sits down next to her -- which may be a mistake, as some of the cats at her feet start rubbing against his legs instead.]

Oh no... Sorry, guys, I can't take you with me. My roommate's cat would disown me if I did. [In response, the white cat flops down on his lap, stretching out to its entire impressive length. Like a big fluffy sausage.] Oh noooo...

[His resolve is crumbling very quickly.]