The train of Kuja's thought grinds to a halt. "I think I would really-"
"Love to."
Beat.
"Excuse me?"
Mojito shrugs. "You've got nothing else going on, boss. Besides, think of it as a learning experience."
"If anything, I'd be the one teaching him, Mojito-"
"Yeah, sure, we'll say that's what I meant."
Kuja gives his 'assistant' a glare that promises retribution, but at this point he's tempted to just acquiesce to prevent a damned scene.