"It wasn't easy; I saw a couple people walkin' around with them, but I only had a Malboro I got from the Gold Saucer's prize pull, so I had to trade it for a--

well that doesn't matter. But aren't you thrilled to see you've got this kinda merch? Look!"

"Peace is but a shadow of death, desperate to forget its painful past..."

"Oh... uh, this one takes a while, give it a minute."