[ Hunk sees the shift in the birthday girl's demeanor. Whoops, he messed that up! And on her birthday, too?! He needed to do damage control, which meant putting out the fires with a flood of humor! ]

Kupo nuts are... [ He chuckles. ] ...pretty nasty. I know from experience.

And I'm Samoan, but I don't know how much that matters since, well [ He looks sheepish, and rubs at the back of his neck while repressing a grin. ] I never liked history classes. But...

We probably had fruit there since, like, the dinosaurs. So I could really go for some fruit. [ He sighs, and there might even be a bit of drool coming from the corner of his mouth. ]

Anything's an improvement on food goo.