hashtagdaddy: Facepalm 1 (14)
Gladiolus Amicitia ([personal profile] hashtagdaddy) wrote in [community profile] melodiesofeternity 2018-08-12 05:55 am (UTC)

[With a grunt of irritation at the aggressive prodding, Gladio continues the massage figuring Ravus must feel some lingering pain. He's worked over the area above the wound as well as the area below it, finally getting to work on Ravus' foot, when the man defines the emogis.

Gladio chokes on the air. Did ... did Ravus really not know?]


Ravus - [He clears his throat.] I don't know who told you that the eggplant emogi means 'gardening' or that the peach one means 'food' ... but you were definitely misinformed.

[With a sigh, he realizes that he'll have to explain what those emogis mean. He knew he should have grabbed a third bottle of wine.]

The eggplant emogi does not mean gardening. At all. There's no emogi for gardening, but I'd think flowers would work better than an eggplant. [A shake of his head. He was getting off track.] The eggplant emogi is used when someone wants to reference a dick. It's emogi slang for cock.

[Not the most eloquent, but it's getting the point across.] And for food, almost anything other than a peach would work. Something like the pasta emogi or a burger one or any kind of cooked food. Because the peach emogi is slang for ass.

[Gladio stops working on Ravus' foot to take a long sip of his glass, practically chugging it until it's pretty much empty. This is a nightmare. One giant miscommunication and he feels like an idiot.]

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