Whatever's fastest? He's sure Gladiolus is just trying to make life easier on him, which is suspicious because when does anyone ever make life easier for their waiter? He sort of regrets Gladio coming in the longer he stands there, because he looks ridiculous. He has to. From the waist down, nothing but snake tail. From the waist up, he's wearing a white collared shirt and a black vest over it, like a proper waiter would.

It's weird.

"How do you take your coffee?" Water is still the easiest thing he could bring this man, but Dylas has an inkling that Gladio needs more than water right now, and there's always a pot floating about. "I can do at least that much for you."